• Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics


The fourth dimension is not time.
It is goat.

mdt:

epistemologicalfallacy:

goats are literally Masters of Physics

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The fourth dimension is not time.

It is goat.

floralls:

bon (by barbasia.)

floralls:

bon (by barbasia.)

Abbott Handerson Thayer: Waterlilies 1884

Abbott Handerson Thayer: Waterlilies 1884

heyitspj:

You see this post is amazing to me for a number of reasons. Nowhere on earth are Uggs of this height made and sold regularly.  The phones, which I am assuming are flip, in this day and age are not sold either due to their being obselete. That means that someone had to either craft from scratch or custom order this boot. They also had to somehow collect enough flip phones to be able to fill the boot. The fact that so much effort went into a single 6 second clip on the internet shows how far the indomitable human spirit can push onward in order to complete a task. I think that’s beautiful.Life is beautiful.