The simple things

gridmark:

thejeweloffourderps:
confusedtree:
peel-a-potato-with-a-potato:
confusedtree:
Happy Canada Day
Canadians scare me a little more every day.
This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT
I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO

5 years ago

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8 years ago

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tumbladiah:

impulsebyimpulse:
chubbinafatzarelli:
this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen
The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language
Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round
After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.
^ thank god

8 years ago

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deans-pie-at-221b:

scarymerry:
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
that is the face of a man who is 24601% done
did you just

8 years ago

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punkwarren:

striderdaves:
i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search
i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

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tessaviolet:

ningcomepoop:
wholmesianmisfit:
Who remembers
Motherfucking Scholastic
Book
Orders
And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up
at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR
love
seriously the best ever.